The Weakly Whirled News – Important facts put through a hot wash, wrung out and tumbled on high for half an hour too long

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The Weakly Whirled News has been reporting on, around and about the news for many years, probably since 2010. And in that time, the editorial team boasts, not a single fact has been harmed, let alone included.

There have been dark times, for sure, like the Great Fact Shortage of 2017, when staff had to resort to making things up, often on the spot and, usually, poorly typed. Some of the skills learned then are still in use toady.

All in all, and taking everything into account, it’s something to be proud of, we reckon.

Health Minister Reti’s plan to reduce waiting lists

29 April 2024 |

Work experience kids take on elective surgery

But wait, there's more:

Yeah no minister

Yeah no minister

26 April 2024 |

Luxon government announces broadcasting revamp, complete with new boss

Luxon government announces broadcasting revamp, complete with new boss

13 April 2024 |

Health Update: Luxon government tackles bird flu risk head on

Health Update: Luxon government tackles bird flu risk head on

8 April 2024 |

National’s new 48-point plan becomes 36 – printer malfunction likely culprit

4 April 2024 |

Government to pass bill under urgency, permitting fringe parties to join coalition. “It makes absolute sense.”

1 April 2024 |

Breaking News and Weakly Whirled News

Speed bump or whale? Luxon hatches new plan to save nation

Speed bump or whale? Luxon hatches new plan to save nation

26 March 2024 |

PHOTOSHOP CRISIS SPREAD: LUXON NOW IN LOOP, APOLOGISES FOR PHOTO ERROR

14 March 2024 |

Time flies etc… The First Hundred Days of the Luxon Gubblemint

12 March 2024 |

Weakly Whirled News

TV3 going under – occasional deputy prime minister warns public “not to read too much into” anything he says.

1 March 2024 |