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Simeon eyes legacy as Transport Minister

Transport Minister Simeon Brown is working hard to ensure his time in office won’t be forgotten with his latest announcement that the country’s speed limits will revert to pre-1840 levels. “There were none back then,” he told WWNews. “And yet the nation seemed to prosper and the road toll was nowhere near the carnage seen under Labour.” The…