A unique perspective, or it might just be a squint – a new government, a new kind of despair throughout the land and a new format
Regular readers – those on a high-fibre diet – will need no reminding that the Weakly Whirled News has been reporting on, around and about the news for many years, probably since 2010.
Over that time, not a single fact has been harmed by inclusion into any paragraph. It’s a record we’re proud of, much like a has-been politician who looks back at his career and thinks of all the nice suits he’s bought while forgetting the lives he’s destroyed and the people he’s annoyed.
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