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Roseneath man speaks out over encounter with beleaguered Green MP

A Roseneath man has become to latest to come forward to tell of his experiences with Green MP Julie Ann Genter.

At a packed and hastily convened press conference atop the Oriental Bay band rotunda, Lee Ponderban d’Wagon said he’d never met Genter.

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“Not once,” he said. “Our paths have never crossed. In fact, I wouldn’t know her from a bar of soap.”

Nevertheless, Mr Ponderban d’Wagon continued, he would be failing in his duty as a concerned citizen with unlimited broadband, to not contribute to the pouring on of scorn and opprobrium. “I’d get kicked off TikTok and Insta if I didn’t use at least one of the hashtags. How else are journalists going to find content?”

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