NZ’s Prime Minister, Christopher Luxon has congratulated global singing sensation Taylor Swift on her engagement to international football star Travis Kelce, in a moving Instagram post that the couple, and most of the rest of the world, is highly unlikely to see. In the video, the PM said he was a long time fan of…
Day: August 28, 2025
Jackson announces plan to revive old dinosaur
Lord Jackson of Miramar has announced plans to revive another old dinosaur with the re-release of LOTRs 1, 2, 3 and the never before seen proper director’s cut, which now runs at three weeks, or more if you listen to the commentary about the previous commentaries.
Road cone hotline proving a hit, Government says.
“Colossal waste of taxpayers’ money” behind bold move A new scheme aimed at cutting back on unnecessary government expenditure by reducing road safety is going really well, according to someone close to Parliament but not authorised to speak publicly on the matter. Or any matter. The Road Cone Hotline, actually an online form requiring three forms…
VilleDale election special
In this regular update, this tme we review some of the mayoral candidates, find out what they stand for, why they think they’d make a good mayor and how to avoid putting a tick in their box on the voting paper. Tavish McTavish (independent) Hailing originally from Scotland, Tavish’s family has been farming in the district…
Media giants combine resources to take on world
Global media conglomerate the Weakly Whirled News has announced plans to forces with local newsy outlet the VilleDale Clarion Post, in a bid to become the planet’s go-to for information, news and airfryer recipes. The new business, called News Whrled is set to go live as soon as we do a spell-check and hit the…