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Bono buys several Irish counties – plans to rehouse Africa there.

Unassuming rock legend Bono has announced he has made an offer to buy several adjoining counties in the Republic of Ireland and hopes to use the space to rehouse all the starving people of Africa. “To be sure, it’s all green and boggy right now,” he told WWNews on condition our reporter didn’t look directly at him.  “But…