In the wake of a mounting photoshop crisis that threatens world stability and strains credulity elsewhere, New Zealand’s Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has apologised for apparent mistakes in some local snaps published by various media outlets.
The photos, purporting to show three politicians holding the most senior roles in government, have been called out as fake. One person unauthorised by anyone to comment told WWNews the photos had clearly been photoshopped. “It’s obvious,” they said. “Someone, for whatever reason, has cropped out the people on either side of Luxon – the ones who would, in the real world, be in such positions of responsibility by dint of intellect and ability – and replaced them with stock photos from the Cretins and Ninnies Image Supply Centre.”
The Prime Minister would not answer a list of questions submitted by WWNews so we still don’t know where his buys his suits, but he did issue a prepared statement.
“As Prime Minister it’s my responsibilty to make sure that everything we do, say, legislate and imply on social media is true, or as close to it as makes no real difference,” Mr Luxon said. “Therefore I take these accusations seriously, and accordingly have asked one of my staffers what they reckoned. Turns out the complaints are unjustified. The photos are real. Unretouched. Totes legit. Cor blimey, lawd luvaduck.”
The Prime Minister went on to explain further. “As my trusty sidekick Chris Bishop is wont to point out, the country gave us a mandate. Part of that mandate was to have the gawky bloke and the other one at the top table,” Mr Luxon said. “It’s not my fault, but as frightening as it may be, they have to be in those photos.
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