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Speed bump or whale? Luxon hatches new plan to save nation

Christopher Luxon, Prime Minister of New Zealand and All She Surveys, announced on Monday another kickarse plan to Make NZ Slightly Better But Not Nearly As Good As He Promised. The plan, following on from other arse-kicking ideas like making hospitals less crowded by killing off poor people through cheaper cigarettes and not feeding their kids at school,…