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John Banks to stand down

Beleaguered careering politician John Banks has announced he is planning to stand down. “I’ve been on this high horse long enough,” he told WWNews over a cup of tea on condition we didn’t stir anything.  ‘And the stipendiary stewards have informed me it’s not going to stand up to scrutiny much longer.  So I’ll get off it before…