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Prime Minister moves to restrict photo opportunities

The Prime Minister of New Zealand and inspiration to us all, John Keys, has announced that he will restrict the number of photographs he appears in to “the ones that rilly metter”. “Actually, it’s quite a tough job running a country,” he told WWNews on condition there was no film in the company Instamatic. “Into the ground. And…