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Collins to return knighthood and office stationery

Beleaguered backbencher the former Judith Collins has told the Governor General she will be returning the knighthood she would have awarded herself in the 2015 New Year’s Honours List, due to unforeseen circumstances. “I unforesaw that there’s only room for one blinkered self-obsessed megalomaniacal attention-seeking bossy-boots in New Zealand politics,” Collins told WWNews in a series of emails…