National on track to win, so Luxon announces Minister for Space

BRILLIANT TACTICAL MOVE, SAID NO ONE EVER

New Zealand’s next Prime Minister , should reason not prevail, Christopher Luxon, cemented his place as pre-eminent chance-seizer yesterday by announcing, during a visit to a rocket launching site, that he would be appointing a Minister for Space, along with several assistant ministers, to be known as space cadets.

    WWNews has been given exclusive access to the policy documents, reproduced below:

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