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Cabinet reshuffle – Groser gains new portfolio

Prime Minister John Keys has announced a cabinet reshuffle in the aftermath of New Zealand’s failed attempt to rule the world through free trade agreements. Speaking to a hastily assembled press gallery – Barry Soper had three arms but no ears, Jane Clifton’s cardy was on inside out and Patrick Gower looked almost human – Mr Keys said…